Adam Evans :)!

oheska:

so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like

"you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend"

and i was like

"ill get my boyfriend to do it"

and thats how i came out to my mom

(Source: southwatertribe)

Jul 2289,152 notes
faketual:

Putting a dinosaur does not make up for it Google Chrome

hancljob:

i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother 

Jul 22197,302 notes

it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie

(Source: wh1rring)

Jul 20862,075 notes

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

Jul 19501,163 notes

thekingofwinter:

takohai:

glitteringknight:

"Your highness" is gender neutral.

So you know, if you’re ever confused about my pronouns.

That’ll work.

alternatively, “your majesty,” “my liege,” and “supreme overlord”

please note that “your grace” is also acceptable

Jul 19215,564 notes
A year ago we stayed up till 3 am talking
And today I don’t know how to even say hey

-(via walk-you-home)

(Source: esssence)

Jul 19138,516 notes
phukers:

PALE??